Perfect for People-Watchers with Zero Filter

Some call it “resting face.” We call it a lifestyle. This tee says what everyone’s already thinking: you’re quietly observing, but loudly judging. Sarcasm has never looked so stylish.

🧵 Product Details

• Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester blend (soft + durable)

• Fit: True to size with a comfy, flattering cut

  • Size up for that oversized, “don’t talk to me” vibe

  • Size down for a more fitted, sharp-tongue look

• Print: Direct-to-garment (no cracking, no peeling – it’s in there for life)

• Construction: Side seams for structure, ribbed knit collar, neck tape for added comfort

🎨 Colors & Patterns

Choose your mood:

• Black Leopard 🐆

• Black Reptile 🐍

• Brown Leopard 🤎

• Storm Camo 🌩️

📏 Sizing

Available in S – 3XL

• S–XL: $29.99

• 2XL: $30.99

• 3XL: $31.99

🎉 Why You’ll Love It

✔ Equal parts comfy and savage
✔ Perfect for coffee shops, PTA meetings, or side-eyeing in style
✔ Lightweight enough for all-day wear
✔ The ultimate tee for professional judgers everywhere

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